Because the old me was getting pretty shitty

 

Donning the shirt one last time for NFL Wembley.
So. Excited.

Donning the shirt one last time for NFL Wembley.
So. Excited.

How I know I’ve had a blog for too long…

So my boss took the (all male) office to a swanky strip club in London today to celebrate a successful deal.
I hate the places. Never been more out of my comfort zone. They’re sketchy as fuck. 
I swear to god the most exciting thing about being there was the free Wi-Fi…

I always want to spend time on here but…

I swear to god there are so many thing that happen to me and I’m all like aww yeah that’s gotta go on Tumblr but I just don’t have the time! How you peops do it.
Like, even just writing this means I haven’t fed the cat or something. Or done my ironing or had a shower. Or eaten…

niknak79:

Dear Tooth Fairy 

It’s my first pay day today and it is exactly like this. These parents are preparing their son well…